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ZRYQZ · 发表于 2012-12-24 16:53

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EURO ENGLISH

The European Commission just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's (请不要使用敏感词)(请不要使用敏感词)** conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing enthusiasm in the second year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptance of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach a stage where more komplikated changes are possible. (请不要使用敏感词)(请不要使用敏感词)**s will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the languag ar disgracful and should go away.

By the 4th year peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". Furzermor, vords ending in "y" vil now end in "i".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesari "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou". Similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kobinations of leters. For exampl, a singl "e" vuld replas "ea" and "u" vuld replas "oo".

After ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a rel sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru!
原帖：“研表究明，汉字序顺并不一定影阅响读”是怎么回事？
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最后一句实在笑死了!

泡... · 发表于 2012-12-24 17:03

............能看懂

ZRYQZ · 发表于 2012-12-24 17:12

回复 2# 泡...

老泡德语不错！

泡... · 发表于 2012-12-24 17:15

回复泡...

老泡德语不错！
ZRYQZ 发表于 2012-12-24 17:12

没学过

ZRYQZ · 发表于 2012-12-24 17:20

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

泡... · 发表于 2012-12-24 17:22

nd evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand.

这句话，evrivun木有看懂。。。。

ZRYQZ · 发表于 2012-12-24 17:27

回复 6# 泡...

应该是everyone吧。

全国漫游 · 发表于 2012-12-24 17:29

nd evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand.

这句话，evrivun木有看懂。。。。
泡... 发表于 2012-12-24 17:22

everyone

泡... · 发表于 2012-12-24 17:33

回复 8# 全国漫游
那就对了

全国漫游 · 发表于 2012-12-24 17:33

后面真是德语吗？有英语基础的话难度不大，可以考虑充下电~

ZRYQZ · 发表于 2012-12-24 17:46

回复 10# 全国漫游

当然不是德语啊。。

土拨鼠 · 发表于 2012-12-24 18:03

颠倒了，应该用w全面替代v才够味啊，然后用v替代部分f。sh全部改成sch。词首的y全改为J

ZRYQZ · 发表于 2012-12-24 18:06

回复 12# 土拨鼠

你好啊，某次笔聚我就坐在你旁边~

洗心堂主 · 发表于 2012-12-24 19:59

真这么改的话英语是不是就容易被人接受呢？

ZRYQZ · 发表于 2012-12-24 20:06

回复 14# 洗心堂主

看过，笑过就好了嘛~

土拨鼠 · 发表于 2012-12-24 21:50

回复 13# ZRYQZ

就在你右边，至今记得你那几支笔的手感，很不错。

ZRYQZ · 发表于 2012-12-24 21:53

回复 16# 土拨鼠

哈，还记得啊。当时那几支后来送的送，出的出，基本都不在了，有机会以后笔聚再见~~

Champollion · 发表于 2012-12-24 23:19

nd evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand.

这句话，evrivun木有看懂。。。。
泡... 发表于 2012-12-24 17:22

everyone哈哈哈~笑死我了

Champollion · 发表于 2012-12-24 23:20

后面真是德语吗？有英语基础的话难度不大，可以考虑充下电~
全国漫游发表于 2012-12-24 17:33

是很多年以后的欧洲英语....

Champollion · 发表于 2012-12-24 23:20

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of ...
ZRYQZ 发表于 2012-12-24 17:20

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